Anyhow, this is not about their music. This is about rock stars who marry models. It is so common but i wonder how these things happen. Here is a made up scenario for Caleb and Lilly.
(Caleb) "Hi, I'm Caleb, the lead signer for Kings of Leon. You're hot. Wanna jump in my limo and hang while we're in Toronto after the concert?"
(Lily) "Where is Leon?"
(Caleb) "What? Oh, never mind, I think you're foreign so that's ok that you don't know who we are. Anyway, you're hot. Wanna make out in the bathroom?"
(Lily) "You're all grungy, scruffy and smell like cigarette butts and whiskey, but you're famous so that's ok. Let's go make out."
(Caleb) "Right on, beautiful. Let me text my other girlfriends to tell them I'm booked for the night."
(Lily) "What?"
(Caleb) " Nothing, honey bunch. You're a flower in bloom. You're an angel and I'm the devil so let's make some sweet music.
(Lily) "Sure, you're hot so..."
(at this point Lily texts her Ukrainian model friends the following message: "I'm going home with a King, from Leon. Aren't you jealous?"
well, Mrs. Followill, maybe not so jealous after all! Congrats to the happy newlyweds!
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