Monday, June 20, 2011

Twitters Anonymous Needs a Meeting Place

There is a ton of stuff to write about like how politicians shouldn't be sexting pics of their weeners to girls they don't know (personally) ...I mean if you're in love (talking to you, Mr. South Carolina) then by all means write love letters and fly around the world to see your women on the side (and ruin your family). But please have some class and at least use POLAROIDS.

Whatever happened to keeping your semi-delusional and fantasy dreams to "yourself" and going old school like FDR did with his famous Lucy. It may make your wife miserable, but at least she has the option to leave you before the entire world knows what a 15 year mind you have. (not you the reader, but the politicians who may happen to read this, in my own fantasy). Technology has come a long way, baby, but it's not been long enough for some minds to grow up with it.

Twitter me this - if anyone wants to see your private parts, they should be at your house, listening to the jazz flute, eating some fondue, and stoking your fire. NOT sending you semi-adolescent pics of themselves with a towel draped suggestively around their torso. NOT someone we need in our government, or in our school systems, churches or other leadership roles.
Besides that, the Big Dipper is out and the heat is too. I have never felt such a hot spring before and I thought the places we lived before had outdone it. No. This place has the prize. Most of the year it is really nice and breezy and peaceful, but I truly think the crazy traffic and heat makes people crazy here this time of year. I almost envy the people I know who live in much different and exotic climates. We have talked alot the past year about where we might live next and all I saw is...further north! We love our family here ALOT but this traffic and the feeling being boxed in this far south is weird and unexpected. At least in the panhandle there are roads taking you to anywhere, immediately - west, east north and south and with alot less time :) I used to get to NOLA in about 4 hours, TX in 6, and ATl in 4.5... That's just a start for most of us trippers who like to drive Out West or just up the Mississippi Delta or to the NorthEast to see old friends.

Oh well, we love what we can do here, and that's alot. Everywhere we have lived, we have found interesting people and places, and sentimental special spots for our family to revere.
What does that have to do with Twitter and the Twittering nude pics of congressmen? Nothing, and thank God.

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