we're going to do more great first one-liners!!
The dog was out in the yard, but the howling inside the house is what made the neighbors call 911.
Back Beach Road was only two-laned back then, and his dreams of it included the passing of cars and a burnt orange haired lady in his passenger's seat.
Times were so easy, the credit cards they left behind weren't touched, merely sent back to them in stationary letter with the words "thank you for the business."
The full moon meant the evening was ripe for naked bingo, but the young lady just wasn't up for it yet.
While millions wept at the sight of their retirement going the way of the buffalo, Bill clapped with glee while winning "Jepardy" on his television- after all, money is money even if it's not yours.
The Iraqi war hero came home to much fame, only to find his wife was hooking up with the Walmart guy and his child had taken up karate.
Meerkats ran wild, and the humans remained to fend for themselves in the cityscape they barely recongnized.
Good night!
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