Monday, February 4, 2013

No, I really don't like guns at all anymore and think the rise in gun ownership is a sign of something truly ugly in our country.

Also, I know I'm not the only one who is in awe at the sheer high number of scared white people buying guns and ammo these days? Our local Walmarts and Academy Sports (which I've renamed Academy for bubbas and redneck princesses without brains) are selling out of ammo and I have seen long lines at these places for such items. It's weird. Perhaps having a black president for a Second Term has really scared them into paranoia justification for buying these weapons. Perhaps all the crazies who are shooting innocent people therefor sending the current administration into some tighter gun laws (you know, like just doing mental health background checks and putting some restrictions on guns that should only be found in war??) are what is driving up gun sales. All those scared people, their fear is making me scared in return, not of Obama, but of them.
I'm ready to hunker down...against the scared white man who has lost control of reality. I am officially anti- crazy white people. They are the ones to fear, the ones who think taking target lessons is "cool" and packing heat is the trendy new thing (you know, because it IS the Wild West out there). Those are the ones to be wary of, walking among us. Better watch out whose homes your children play in, better watch out for those walking dead among us - the ones with fear in their eyes but rational reasons for their gun ownership - they are really just wanting to hunt deer. They are ready for the unknown comming POCOLYPSE.

You were warned.

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